Airplanes Are Magic!
College Humor has debunked the real reason people can’t use their electronic devices during takeoff and landing on an airplane.
Engineers will tell you that planes use a combination of lift and thrust to stay in the air, and that devices can cause interference between the flying metal craft and the radio tower.
All of that is a lie!
The magical nature of airplanes is what prevents people from being able to use their electronic devices to continually tweet every second of their lives. No one actually knows how a plan works.
Airplanes! How do they work?